Please be patient as we prepare to embark on the vision quest that is Burning Reels; very soon, we will start to the review the hottest new films you love that just so happen to actually suck.
In the mean time, suggestions on movies to burn are welcome. Plus, all you wannabe filmmakers out there: if you have films you'd like reviewed, by all means, let us know. Rest assured your film will probably get a bad review. But with all those festival rejections, it'll be nice to know at least someone will be watching it.
We're often asked, "Film-burner, with your gigantic ego, why doesn't your skull burst?" The answer can be summed up with but one word: helmet.
Feel free to message us with suggestions, comments, or the inevitable hate mail (we're giving you a head start!) at burningreels[at]gmail[dot]com.
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Who better than self-righteous filmmakers to crush your dreams and school you on why your favorite movie sucks? Sometimes, you might even discover an unknown indie gem that will knock your socks off, but it's not likely. Burning Reels bears the cross of the much-flamed "negative review", chewing up award contenders, art films, and senseless cinematic merde alike, and spitting their pulp back at the bourgeois masses.... plus, a link to a cat picture in every post!
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- *A movie review you'd like to see published
- *Herpes
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- *Hate mail
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